Confession Bear

Confession dad

I HEARD EMMA SHIT HER PANTS LAST NIGHT BUT I WAS TOO SICK TO GET UP AND CHANGE HER Confession Bear

MB RADIOHEAD

I SAW PART OF A SHOW WHERE RADIOHEAD WAS PERFORMING LIVE FOR SEVERAL YEARS I THOUGHT THEY HAD A MENTALLY HANDICAPPED LEAD SINGER Confession Bear

Flemtastic is magic

WHAT DO I BRING TO THE TABLE? ENTHUSIASM Confession Bear

Throwaway Accounts

NO ONE GIVES A SHIT THAT YOU'RE POSTING ON REDDIT FROM A THROWAWAY ACCOUNT BUT YOU SO DON'T MAKE A POINT OF ANNOUNCING IT LIKE IT MATTERS  Confession Bear

drug bear

I IGNORE ALL MY FRIENDS WHO ARE RECENT DRUG USERS BECAUSE I'M STILL USING AND I DON'T WANT THEM ANYWHERE NEAR A CURRENT ADDICT Confession Bear

Asshole Student

MY 9TH GRADE STUDENT TEACHER WAS A BIT AWKWARD  I GAVE HIM THE NICKNAME

In response to the people whining on Facebook...

I ACTUALLY KINDA LIKE BITSTRIPS Confession Bear

for all you OCD people out there...

I HAVE DUAL CLIMATE CONTROL IN MY CAR BUT I HAVE OCD SO THE NUMBERS MUST ALWAYS BE THE SAME Confession Bear

Thank goodness they are slowing down

I HAVE HATED THOSE DOGE MEMES FROM THE MOMENT THEY STARTED Confession Bear

And all I got was a pair of Hunger Games socks

ONE YEAR AGO TODAY I JOINED REDDIT JUST SO I COULD GET SOMETHING COOL FROM THE SECRET SANTA EXCHANGE Confession Bear