Confession Bear

this just happened

JOKE WITH MY WIFE ABOUT NEVER SCRUBBING THE FLOOR SO SHE WILL FEEL GUILTY ENOUGH TO SCRUB THE FLOOR Confession Bear

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TESTASDFASDF TESTASDFASDF Confession Bear

learn the difference

I WANT TO PUNCH YOU IF YOU THINK THAT EVERY CATCHY SONG IS A GOOD SONG Confession Bear

Confession Bear

MY SUPERVISOR MADE ME CLEAN UP A SMOOTHIE I SPILLED USING MY BREAK TODAY I SECRETLY THINK ABOUT KILLING HIM AND WEARING HIS SKIN. Confession Bear

Stop expanding Ticklr's!

I'M ANNOYED AT HOW POPULAR TICKLD HAS BECOME BECAUSE THERE ARE SO MANY POSTS I CAN'T KEEP UP! Confession Bear

I LIKE IT WHEN PEOPLE ARE RUDE TO MY COWORKERS COLD CALLS ARE ANNOYING AND THEY DESERVE IT. Confession Bear

Putting the truth out there

 I HAVE FAKED EVERY LOL Confession Bear

It's only 1 month a year

I ACT LIKE I GENUINELY CARE ABOUT MEN'S HEALTH. TRUTH IS I'M JUST TOO LAZY TO SHAVE.  Confession Bear

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I GO ON REDDIT JUST TO SEE WHAT PEOPLE STEAL AND POST TO 9GAG AS THEIR OWN Confession Bear

Macbeth the killer?

YOU THINK I KILLED ONLY DUNCAN HA I KILLED EVERY PERSON THAT WAS SUSPICIOUS  Confession Bear