Confession Bear

work bear

I MESSED UP THE EDIT BINDINGS FOR SEEK I'M JUST TRYING TO GET YOU USED TO THE KIND OF QUESTIONS YOU'LL BE ASKED WHEN I'M GONE.  Confession Bear

Greek Yogurt

I KNOW THAT WE JOKE ABOUT IT A LOT BUT I'M NOT ACTUALLY GREEK. Confession Bear

cars rules

LIMPIO MI AUTO MÁS SEGUIDO QUE MI HABITACIÓN Confession Bear

i have never stooped so low

I CREATED A FAKE CRAIGSLIST AD FOR CHEAP TICKETS SO PEOPLE WOULD EMAIL ME FOR TICKETS AND I HAD A BETTER CHANCE OF GETTING THE REAL TICKETS THAT WERE MORE EXPENSIVE Confession Bear

Batman Dream

I TOLD MY FRIENDS I WENT TO SAN FRANCISCO TO HELP MAKE A KIDSWISH COME TRUE I REALLY JUST WANTED TO MEET THE REAL BATMAN Confession Bear

Batman Dream

I TOLD MY FRIENDS I WENT TO SN FRANCISCO TO HELP A KID WITH HIS DREAM  I REALLY JUST WANTED TO MEET THE REAL BATMAN Confession Bear

funny bear

PADAHAL AKU SELALU ADA BUAT KAMU TAPI KENAPA KAMU TETEP MILIH DIA Confession Bear

But i really want to..and it makes me sad..

MY BOYFRIEND IS SICK AND CAUSE OF THAT WE DIDN'T HAVE SEX FOR A WHILE I TOLD HIM TO FUCK ME A COUPLE OF TIMES, ITS BEEN SO LONG HE THINKS I'M JOKING Confession Bear

bloody anus

WALKED OUT OF THE BATHROOM WITHOUT WASHING MY HANDS AFTER DISH OVER ING MY ANUS WAS BLEEDING COWORKER IMMEDIATELY ASKS ME TO CARRY FOOD BACK TO THE OFFICE Confession Bear

Yankee Fans on Red Sox

IF YOU HAVE TO MINIMIZE YOUR RIVAL'S CHAMPIONSHIP WIN   THIS YEAR BY DISCUSSING YOUR TEAM'S WINS OVER THE PAST CENTURY, I AUTOMATICALLY ASSUME YOU'RE A DOUCHE. Confession Bear