Confession Bear

and clearly, I still haven't quit 9Gag.

I FOUND IT EASIER TO GIVE UP SMOKING CIGARETTES THAN I'M FINDING IT TO GIVE UP 9GAG Confession Bear

I press dislike to all cat posts

I PRESS DISLIKE TO ALL CAT POSTS JUST BECAUSE IT MAKES ME FEEL BETTER Confession Bear

HJOJ JOJ

I ACTUALLY LIKE MATH Confession Bear

I just want my money back...

I STOLE MY FAT FRIENDS SHORTS WHEN THE SHORTS WERE NOTICED MISSING, I BROUGHT THEM BACK AND REALIZED I LEFT $50 IN THE POCKET Confession Bear

tumblr users

FIRTST WEEK ON TUMBLR: ALL GIRLS ARE DEPRESIVE, SUICIDAL, AND ACID TRIPPING Confession Bear

bitches love magick

I ONLY DO COOL MAGICK TRICKS TO IMPRES HOT GIRLS BECAUSE I CAN'T FIND ANY OTHER REASON THEY WOULD FIND ME ATTRACTIVE  Confession Bear

Judging intelligence

I JUDGE PEOPLE'S INTELLIGENCE BASED ON WHAT MAKES THEM LAUGH Confession Bear

My friends don't realize I do this...

PEOPLE HAVE NOTICED I DON'T WEAR JEWELRY ANYMORE I'M ASHAMED TO ADMIT I SOLD IT ALL TO PAY BILLS Confession Bear

My confession

I ENJOY MY LIFE AS A PUBLIC PERSONA WITH A BIG EGO. BUT DAMN, I REALLY LIKE IMGUR'S ANONYMITY Confession Bear

sorry about your glasses bro

SORRY ABOUT YOUR GLASSES BRO  Confession Bear