Confession Bear

No bath McGrath

MY RECORD FOR CONSECUTIVE DAYS WITHOUT BATHING IS ONE WHOLE MONTH Confession Bear

Like a tent of rotting fish

I HAVE WORN THE SAME ARTICLE OF UNDERWEAR FOR WELL OVER A WHOLE MONTH BEFORE Confession Bear

All but one bite it is a loophole

IF I WANT TO EAT SOMETHING BUT THERE ISN'T MUCH OF IT LEFT I'LL EAT ALL BUT ONE BITE, SO I CAN'T BE YELLED AT FOR EATING ALL OF IT Confession Bear

Where's the LOVE people?

SO SICK OF SARCASM I NEED MORE POSITIVE PEEPS IN MY NEWSFEED Confession Bear

The Truth About Sauers' Surprise

 I ACTUALLY DON'T MIND RESTRICTION AT LEAST I DON'T HAVE TO WEAR WHITES Confession Bear

Force Feed

I ALWAYS MIX THE VEGGIES IN THE FOOD WHEN I COOK FOR PEOPLE SO THAT THEY HAVE GREAT TASTING HEALTHY FOOD WITHOUT NOTICING  Confession Bear

Works every time

WHEN AN OVERWEIGHT PERSON ENTERS THE BUS I START COUGHING SO THAT THEY WON'T SIT NEXT TO ME. Confession Bear

I'm 16...

SO MY BROTHER JUST GOT A GF HE'S 14 Confession Bear

Anyone else?

I ACTUALLY ENJOY LEG DAY Confession Bear

Lone Wolf, no pairing

I'D RATHER BE A LONE WOLF  THAN PART OF A PAIR OF SHEEP Confession Bear