Confession Bear

Jungle home

FIONA! COME HOME. WE MISS U! Confession Bear

Give it a catchy title

I'M SORRY GUYS BUT I'M ALSO LEAVING PW Confession Bear

I hate myself sometimes

THE ONLY REASON I HAVEN'T BEGGED MY EX TO TAKE ME BACK IS BECAUSE I'M TOO STUBBORN I KICK MYSELF FOR IT EVERYDAY Confession Bear

shit-ca-go bears

I KNEW THE SAINTS WAS GONNA BEAT US BUT NOT THIS BAD Confession Bear

Spencer's Bear

MY JOB AS AN ASTRONAUT WAS STOLEN BY A DOLPHIN. AS A RESULT I AM NOW SORT OF RACIST TOWARDS DOLPHINS. AND SPENCER STEPHENS FOR STARTING THIS WHOLE THING IN THE FIRST PLACE. Confession Bear

Hungercraft Newbies

I TRY TO BE NICE TO NEW PLAYERS SO THAT THEY STICK TO THE HUNGERCRAFT SERVERS Confession Bear

NICE GIRLS

 THIS GIRL LOOKS AT ME ! !  F@CK  NO  Confession Bear

SHOW TRIALS

I USED TO DISPAIR FOR JUSTICE IN THE SHOW TRIALS OF THE SOVIET UNION NOW I GET THE SAME FEELINGS WHEN A MOTORIST IS ON TRIAL FOR KILLING A CYCLIST Confession Bear

Garden Hoses

JUST RESTRUNG MY GUITAR WITH GARDEN HOSES  I CANT HEAR IT BUT MY DOG SAYS ITS BRUTAL Confession Bear

Garden Hoses

ONE TIME I MADE A GUITAR WITH GARDEN HOSES AS STRINGS  I CAN'T HEAR IT BUT MY DOG SAYS ITS BRUTAL Confession Bear