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Confession Bear

I have a good memory But I pretend I do not remember to avoid being considered as a stalker.

I have a good memory But I pretend I do not remember to avoid being considered as a stalker. Confession Bear
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I tell dumb people I don't know how to do something Because its difficult to explain it to them

I tell dumb people I don't know how to do something Because its difficult to explain it to them Confession Bear
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Sometimes I don't wash my hands in public bathrooms Because I trust my penis more than I trust the things I'd have to touch to wash my hands

Sometimes I don't wash my hands in public bathrooms Because I trust my penis more than I trust the things I'd have to touch to wash my hands Confession Bear
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I dont delete trashy/ghetto facebook friends because their statuses make me feel better about myself.

I dont delete trashy/ghetto facebook friends because their statuses make me feel better about myself. Confession Bear
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when ever i only see white people around i assume im in a good neighbourhood

when ever i only see white people around i assume im in a good neighbourhood Confession Bear
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I keep the one tie i own, tied. because i don't know how to retie it.

I keep the one tie i own, tied. because i don't know how to retie it. Confession Bear
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I fart in my boss’s office every morning before she arrives, and now she has facilities checking the walls for dead animals

I fart in my boss’s office every morning before she arrives, and now she has facilities checking the walls for dead animals Confession Bear
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I kind of wish Rihanna gets beat by Chris Brown again so that she might learn this time

I kind of wish Rihanna gets beat by Chris Brown again so that she might learn this time Confession Bear
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IF YOU WRITE "U" INSTEAD OF "YOU" I IMMEDIATELY ASSUME YOU'RE AN IDIOT

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If you let your kids run around a restaurant unattended I immediately assume that you're a terrible parent

If you let your kids run around a restaurant unattended I immediately assume that you're a terrible parent Confession Bear
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