Confession Bear

shit!

NO SHIT NOW I'M IN DEEP SHIT Confession Bear

You do it too!

SOMETIMES WHEN I'M DRIVING TO AND FROM WORK I PRETEND THAT THE TOP BUTTON ON MY E-BRAKE IS ACTUALLY A TRIGGER TO SHOOT LASERS AT OTHER CARS. Confession Bear

Shake That Bear

PLEASE DON'T SHAKE ME! Confession Bear

emo bear

ITS SAD WHEN ALL YOU QUOTES AND THOUGHTS ARE ONES OFF SELF HELP PAGES Confession Bear

Loved NFL team vs Fantasy team

I ROOT FOR PLAYERS THAT ARE PLAYING AGAINST MY TEAM... BECAUSE THEY ARE ON MY FANTASY TEAM Confession Bear

welcome back bear

I PRETEND TO FALL ASLEEP AT PARTIES TO SEE IF MY FRIENDS TALK SHIT BEHIND MY BACK Confession Bear

Out of work funny animal

DON'T LIKE FUNNY ANIMAL PICTURES ANY MORE? I'LL JUST COLLECT MY P45 I GUESS Confession Bear

Potty training uh oh

DEAR MOM, REMEMBER WHEN I SAID I DIDN'T NEED A DIAPER? YEAH.... OOPS! Confession Bear

I feel neglected

I FEEL SAD WHEN BRITS USE SARCASM WITH THE TITLE

Now let the hate snow down on me!

        I'M ACTUALLY       EXCITED FOR WINTER Confession Bear