Confession Bear

My mother was a hamster and my father smelled of elderberries!

  Confession Bear

Why oh Why

WHEN NEW SURVEYS ARE RELEASED  BUT YOUR INTERNET IS DOWN Confession Bear

Bumped Bear is bummed

YAY! I HAVE A SEAT!  ...BUMPED. Confession Bear

BEAR MEME

I HAVE AN APPOINTMENT ON A

Cheesecake bear

I HAVE A CONFESSION TO MAKE. CHEESECAKE!!!!!!!!!!  Confession Bear

Writing Prompts

I TRY TO RUIN WRITING PROMPTS CONSTANTLY SUBMIT PROMPTS ABOUT BATMAN, SATAN, TIME TRAVEL (HITLER WORKS, TOO)  Confession Bear

Come on guys, It hurts to laugh

  Confession Bear

Well I enjoy it

SOMETIMES GIRLS FIND ME ATTRACTIVE AND STARE AT ME I LOOK BACK AT THE UGLY ONES TO BOOST THEIR CONFIDENCE Confession Bear

I just find them tasteless and boring to eat

I HATE SUNFLOWER SEEDS Confession Bear

Poo Nugget

IM A VERY CARING PERSON IF I SEE SOMEONE HAS LEFT A POO NUGGET ON THE SIDE OF THE TOILET BOWL I WILL USUALLY PEE IT OFF Confession Bear