Confession kid

Lel glasses

WHEN I WAS A KID I ALWAYS THOUGHT PEOPLE WHO NEEDED GLASSES WERE COMPLETELY BLIND WITHOUT THEM Confession kid

Funny Friday

I DON'T ALWAYS GO OUT TO EAT... BUT WHEN I DO, I GO TO NOLA SOUTHERN GRILL.  Confession kid

I was 22 when I learned there was such thing as a pelvic floor

I USED TO THINK THEY WERE CALLED PELVIC FLOOR EXCERSISES BECAUSE GIRLS DO THEM ON THE FLOOR Confession kid

Let me think

LET ME THINK 1ST PLEASE! Confession kid

Mileage Progran

I RIDE OTHER PEOPLE'S EMOTIONAL TRIPS SO OFTEN I OUGHT TO BE GETTING FREQUENT FLYER MILES Confession kid

JAJAJA

                       YA LA CAGASTE!!                                                        MULA!! .L.                                                                                                                   MULA!!                        Confession kid

bitches be triflin

OH I'M AN ASSHOLE? THAT'S BECAUSE IDIOTS GIVE ME GAS Confession kid

Lolz akki :p

AKSHAT NE PHIR SE JOKE MAARE Confession kid

techno

6ALEB EL TECHNO LAMA  YSHOOF 3ALAMATO Confession kid

bong leaver

SHIT I FORGOT MY WEED Confession kid