Confession kid

Botches and blimps

MY REACTION WHEN I SAW  JORIES PENI  Confession kid

Reefers Know

I USED TO THINK NSW STOOD FOR         NEW SOUTH WALES I WONDERED WHY OTHER STATES WANTED THEIR DELIVERIES FROM SO FAR AWAY Confession kid

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I TRIED TO GET THEM TO TALK ABOUT MY TEAM BUT THEN THEY FOUND OUT WE'VE PLAYED TOO MANY GAMES  Confession kid

Does that make me a bad person?

I STILL  PRETEND THAT I'M A SUPERIOR BEING TO THE ANIMAL CRACKERS THAT I DECAPITATE USING MY TEETH  Confession kid

I wasn't the brightest among the children

I TOLD MY MOTHER MY TEACHER GAVES US ORAL SEX BECAUSE I THOUGHT THAT WAS ANOTHER NAME FOR SEXUAL EDUCATION  Confession kid

blind bus driver

WHEN I WAS A KID  I THOUGHT THE BELL ON A BUS WERE FOR US TO PRESS TO LET THE DRIVER KNOW WE WERE GETTING OFF - IF THE DRIVER WAS BLIND Confession kid

over you

I CAN'T GET OVER YOU BUT I DON'T WANT YOU BACK  Confession kid

Make them stop!!!!

LOOK AWAY AND DON'T FEED THE TROLLS Confession kid

accounts funny

AOL DISCS CAME WITH A PASSWORD PRINTED ON THEM I STILL USE THAT PASSWORD TO THIS VERY DAY FOR MOST OF MY ACCOUNTS Confession kid

that moment

WHY MICHAEL... WHY DID YOU HAVE TO BE SO AWKARD... Confession kid