Creepy Wonka

Messi winning Ballon D'oro!?!?!

OH SO YOU THINK MESSI DESERVES THE BALLON D'ORO  TELL ME MORE ABOUT HOW HE WON LA DECIMA ETC. Creepy Wonka

Tell me about integrity

TELL ME MORE ABOUT INTEGRITY  Creepy Wonka

Wonka Sleep

SLEEP IS MY DRUG & MY BED IS THE DEALER. I GUESS THAT MAKES MY ALARM CLOCK THE POLICE. Creepy Wonka

Modern deck turn 4

TELL ME AGAIN ABOUT YOUR MODERN CONTROL DECK... NO THANKS I DON'T WANT TO PLAY MODERN... EVER Creepy Wonka

how old

OH, SO YOU'RE 32? TELL ME HOW OLD YOU REALLY FEEL? Creepy Wonka

Pussy Galore

YOU GET BITCHES BUT YOU DON'T EAT THEM? EXPLAIN TO ME HOW YOU GET THE BITCHES AGAIN?! Creepy Wonka

College Football

YOU WERE BORN IN TENNESSEE BUT ROOT FOR ANOTHER STATES TEAM? YOU'RE A SPECIAL KIND OF STUPID HUH? Creepy Wonka

towie essex

SO JOEY YOU WENT MISSING FOR A FEW HOURS WHY TELL ME ALL ABOUT IT YOU ESSEX TWAT Creepy Wonka

Wonka's sensitive side

STILL SOLID/STRONG HOW SWEET? IT IS SWEET BECAUSE THEY WERE MEANT FOR EACHOTHER. Creepy Wonka

Magic be like

SØRENS MEMES BE LIKE HAHA I LOVE THEM! (NOT) Creepy Wonka