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Independence Dumb

OH, YOU'RE CELEBRATING INDEPENDENCE DAY LAST TIME I CHECKED THIS WASN'T AMERICA!  Creepy Wonka

Big Win NHL fan

OH, YOU HAVE 4 DREW DOUGHTY PLAYERS ON YOUR BIG WIN NHL TEAM? TELL ME HOW MUCH OF AN UNPRODUCTIVE LIFE YOU HAVE. Creepy Wonka

Right-Libertarians complaining about intellectual appropriation

LEFT-LIBERTARIANS ARE CORRUPTING

Ohh so your going back

OH SO YOUR GOING BACK WITH YOUR EX I BET IT WILL WORK GREAT THIS TIME Creepy Wonka

hahahah this nigga

NYA IMUNG ABSENCES  PILA KABOOOK? Creepy Wonka

Annoying Comments

OH MY COMMENT PISEES U OFF? PLZ TELL ME HOW YOUR PHONE VIBRATION IS ANNOYING Creepy Wonka

Kawi riders

KAWASKI TELL ME AGAIN HOW FAST YOU THINK IT IS Creepy Wonka

Veruca loves her mascara.

YOU JUST BOUGHT A $100 EYE CREAM? OH, TELL ME MORE ABOUT SLEEPING IN YOUR MASCARA! Creepy Wonka

Mascara bags

OH, YOU HATE YOUR UNDER EYE CIRCLES? TELL ME MORE ABOUT NEVER REMOVING YOUR EYE MAKEUP. Creepy Wonka

lol yohns

DONT PLAY VIDEO GAMES ANY MORE? YOU MUST BE SUPER BUSY AT BUFFAO BILLIARDS Creepy Wonka