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Binghamton Snow Sucks

MOVE TO BINGHAMTON THEY SAID! IT'LL BE FUN THEY SAID! Creepy Wonka

Kc is fab

I'M SORRY I COULDN'T HELP BUT NOTICE THAT... YOU'RE JUST TOO FAB Creepy Wonka

Elastic Wonka

HOPEFULLY MY DEMAND ELASTICITY IS AS ELASTIC AS MY NEW WONKA TAFFY Creepy Wonka

Do you lift Swag ?

OHH. YOU HAVE SWAG ? DO YOU EVEN LIFT ? Creepy Wonka

Fight the Power

OH, YOU'RE GOING TO TAKE THE ELEVATOR? TELL ME AGAIN HOW MUCH YOU WANT A GYM THAT WORKS Creepy Wonka

Dont be angry

I WONDER HOW MUCH WOULD YOU FUCK YOURSELF Creepy Wonka

Spoiler Alert!!!

SO, YOU ONLY READ THE THIRD HARRY POTTER BOOK? GUESS WHAT? DUMBLEDORE DIES.  Creepy Wonka

So you think....

SO YOU THINK THAT YOUR TEAM  IS GOING TO THE SUPER BOWL? Creepy Wonka

People making fun of HF

YOU TOOK AN STX? TELL ME HOW MANY MILLIONS YOU'VE MADE Creepy Wonka

Do You Wanna Know what I'm Thinking?

DO YOU REALLY WANNA KNOW WHAT I'M THINKING? Creepy Wonka