Dwight

YOU WILL ENJOY A SNACK OF YOUR CHOICE

YOU WILL ENJOY A SNACK OF YOUR CHOICE FALSE, MOST SELECTIONS DON'T WORK Dwight

Not Cute Award

FALSE WE'RE NOT EVEN IN SPACE. THAT'S JUST A PICTURE.  Dwight

Dwightism-Wage Theft

WAGE THEFT IS NOT A BIG DEAL. FALSE, LOW WAGE WORKERS LOSE APPROXIMATELY $2,634 IN WAGES PER YEAR. Dwight

whatcha-whatcha-whatcha need

FALSE. WHAT YOU NEEEEEEED IS 50 ACRES OF LAND Dwight

eyes dwight

FASLE YOU HAVE TWO EYES Dwight

doctor what???

FALSE THE CHAMELEON CIRCUIT IS BROKEN. IT ALWAYS LOOKS LIKE A POLICE BOX TO THE DOCTOR AND HIS COMPANIONS. Dwight

Even Dwight Schrute knows....

THE EYES ARE THE GROIN TO THE FACE.   Dwight

YODO :DDDDD

FALSE. YOU LIVE EVERY DAY. YOU ONLY DIE ONCE. Dwight

What the...???

WHEN YOU TRY TO TAG SOMEBODY IN A POST AND FIND OUT THEY DONE UNFRIENDED YOU Dwight

sam sucks

SAM STOPPED WORKING? FALSE.  THAT WOULD IMPLY THAT SAM WAS WORKING TO BEGIN WITH. Dwight