First World Problems

online dating is hard

FINALLY GOT ON OKCUPID TO TRY DATING AGAIN FOUND MY HIGHEST POSSIBLE MATCH - IT'S MY BATSHIT CRAZY EX'S OKCUPID. First World Problems

True Detective

JUST FINISHED SEASON 1 OF TRUE DETECTIVE I COULD HAVE WRITTEN THAT IF I'D NEVER STOPPED DOING ACID. First World Problems

Try using a spoon

MY CHINESE FOOD ONLY CAME WITH ONE CHOPSTICK MUST USE FORK INSTEAD First World Problems

You'll be hungry again in two hours

THE CHINESE PLACE DOESN'T DELIVER AFTER 9PM. HAVE TO EAT YESTERDAY'S LEFTOVERS FROM CHINESE TAKE-AWAY. First World Problems

Dumb Bruenettes

PHONE DIED AND WAS STUCK LOOKING FOR CHARGER AND DIDN'T NOTICE HER FATHER DIED First World Problems

gas problems

I FARTED IN CLASS DID ANY ONE SMELL? First World Problems

Fantasy baseball

ALL OF MY FANTASY BASEBALL DRAFTS ARE OVER. HAVE TO WAIT THREE DAYS FOR THE SEASON TO START. First World Problems

Fighting cats

MY CATS ARE FIGHTING AND THEY NEARLY KNOCKED OVER MY WINE First World Problems

dj whinge

MIDI IS NOW THE NORM First World Problems

2048's first problem

NOT ABLE TO BEAT MY SCORE AT 2048 First World Problems