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Every Red Light Ever

WHEN HITTING EVERY RED LIGHT DRIVING A 5-SPEED THROUGH THE CITY First World Problems

Wanted it in her mouth

I TOLD HIM TO SHOOT IT IN MY MOUTH BUT HE SHOT IT IN MY LEFT EYE INSTEAD. THAT BASTARD!!! First World Problems

ewww! :p

I LEFT MY FLIP FLOPS IN THE HALL. SOMEBODY GLUED THEM TOGETHER! First World Problems

my "huge" problem

      MY TURDS ARE SO BIG      THEY ALWAYS CLOG THE TOILET First World Problems

farts that smell

DEAR LORD ALYSSA FARTED First World Problems

My "huge" problem

      MY TURDS ARE SO BIG      THEY ALWAYS CLOG THE TOILETT First World Problems

Memes and life

I DON'T KNOW  WHAT A MEME IS First World Problems

my username will never be relevant

THE MOMENT WHEN I REALISE  MY USERNAME WILL NEVER BE RELEVANT First World Problems

It's a problem

I JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND... THIS THREAD First World Problems

You need more of it

THERE'S NOT ENOUGH  RAPE IN THIS THREAD               First World Problems