First World Problems

My birthday reminds me of the old Chinese scholar:

MY BIRTHDAY REMINDS ME OF THE OLD CHINESE SCHOLAR: YUNG NO MO First World Problems

ice cream

THE RIGHT ICE CREAM SCOOPER NEVER CAME MY WAY  SO I HAD TO USE A SPOON First World Problems

Running problems

TOO WARM WITH JACKET TOO COLD WITHOUT ONE First World Problems

My friend. He understands its dangerous, but I guess he doesn't care

I LIKE MY IPHONE 6 PLUS BUT ITS SO BIG ITS HARD TO TEXT AND DRIVE First World Problems

Dl problems

I GOT MY FIRST JOB IT PAYS LESS THAN $300,000.00 A YEAR First World Problems

Why did you leave me

KYA KAMI THI ASIF MERE MAI JO AAP NE MUJHE APNI ZINDAGI SE BEDAKHAL KAR DIYA First World Problems

LOOT PALACE ROCKS!!!

HOW MUCH MONEY I WOULD HAVE SAVED ON GIFT CARDS  IF I KNEW LOOT PALACE EARLIER First World Problems

Tragedy strikes suburbia...

FORGET THE IRON.                                I LEFT MY VIBRATOR ON. First World Problems

Hang around the fort ndn problems

I DON'T WANT A FORENSIC AUDIT TO PASS EVEN IF THEY HAVE COMMOD CHEESE IN JAIL First World Problems

Muslims insult White People means Muslims Betrayed HItler

MUSLIMS INSULT WHITE PEOPLE MEANS MUSLIMS BETRAYED HITLER First World Problems