First World Problems

Jamberry Pedicure

I HAVE AN AWESOME JAMBERRY PEDI AND IT'S TOO COLD TO WEAR SANDLES First World Problems

leaking pond

OUR POND IS LEAKING WE HAVE TO REHOME THE SWANS First World Problems

Protein Shake

I WANT A DELICIOUS PROTEIN SHAKE BUT THE SCOOP IS AT THE BOTTOM OF THE CONTAINER First World Problems

Oh no clean

HAVE A JOB WHERE I CAN SPEND HOURS ON INTERWEBS TOO LAZY TO SPEND A FEW MINUTES CLEANING THE BASE First World Problems

SHIT JUST GOT MESSED UP

GET TO THE FRONT OF MOVIE CHECK IN  DROP MY POPCORN First World Problems

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ITTNIII NUSSKAL SAY USSS SAY DUBAARA NUMBER LIAA TAA LAKIN BY CHANCE GAALAT SOOON LIAA First World Problems

Division Lead

TIGERS ARE SO FAR AHEAD IN THE AL CENTRAL I'M REALLY STRUGGLING TO CARE DEEPLY ABOUT EACH GAME #YAWN  First World Problems

its all about perspective bitches

STRESSES OVER SEEING A HUNGRY KITTEN BOOKS TRIP TO MOROCCO TO CONSOLE SELF First World Problems

THONGS AND SOCKS

I THOUGHT HE WAS APART OF THE BLACKTOWN BOIZ BUT HE WEARS THONGS AND SOCKS First World Problems

I hate rasisterna

I HATE RASISTERNA... ...BUT I LIVE TO COMFORTABLY TO DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT! First World Problems