Foul Bachelor Frog

Gotta be sure

LOG OUT OF EVERYTHING BEFORE FAP THEY WILL KNOW Foul Bachelor Frog

Too tired to care

WAKE UP IN A POOL OF SPIT FLIP PILLOW AND GO BACK TO SLEEP Foul Bachelor Frog

I hate mornings

SNIFFS UNDERWEAR SMELLS BORDERLINE BAD SHRUGS AND WEARS ANYWAY Foul Bachelor Frog

When your lazy

OPEN UP MOLDY LEFTOVERS FROM FRIDGE PUT BACK IN FRIDGE  Foul Bachelor Frog

I hate mornings

GOES TO TAKE NUMBER TWO IN PUBLIC RESTROOM PUT HEADPHONES IN AND DISREGARD ADJACENT STALLS Foul Bachelor Frog

You know you do this

ABOUT TO FAP LOOKS OUT WINDOW TO MAKE SURE COAST IS CLEAR Foul Bachelor Frog

The Sad Truth

GOES ON OMEGLE PUTS ON DEODERANT Foul Bachelor Frog

Underachiever study..

RAN OUT OF PAPER TOWELS AND TOILET PAPER THIS WEEK.. ADDED SOCKS TO GROCERY LIST. Foul Bachelor Frog

HAVE TO PEE

 FLOWERPOT Foul Bachelor Frog

SHUT UP

SHUT UP HSER! Foul Bachelor Frog