Foul Bachelorette Frog

Get new removable shower head. Take shower 4 times a day.

Get new removable shower head. Take shower 4 times a day.  Foul Bachelorette Frog

Long distance relationship? let the lady garden flourish

Long distance relationship? let the lady garden flourish  Foul Bachelorette Frog

Break up with SO let pubes go fallow

Break up with SO let pubes go fallow  Foul Bachelorette Frog

need to brush hair use fingers

need to brush hair use fingers  Foul Bachelorette Frog

sitting on toilet pop ingrown leg hairs while pooping

sitting on toilet pop ingrown leg hairs while pooping  Foul Bachelorette Frog

Coffee Date Shave everything "just in case"

Coffee Date Shave everything

electric toothbrush also gets off plaque

electric toothbrush also gets off plaque  Foul Bachelorette Frog

Take enormous poop check mirror to see if stomach looks flatter

Take enormous poop check mirror to see if stomach looks flatter  Foul Bachelorette Frog

Hey Heyy Babe

HOWS YOUR DAYY GOING MY Foul Bachelorette Frog

In my defense, we did forget to turn on the dishwasher this morning. Still a new low!

WANT MILK. OUT OF CLEAN MUGS AND GLASSES. ...BUT WE HAVE STRAWS! Foul Bachelorette Frog