Futurama Fry

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NOT SURE IF BOOBS ARE INTENTIONAL OR MY MIND IS IN THE GUTTER Futurama Fry

So I keep hearing this loud rhythmic sound coming from my neighbors room

NOT SURE IF IT'S A DRYER OR IF MY NEIGHBORS ARE BANGING THEIR BRAINS OUT Futurama Fry

Is it an infested mouth?

IS IT AN INFESTED MOUTH? OR JUST SAM'S TEETH? Futurama Fry

I keep hearing this loud rythmic banging noise while I'm studying

NOT SURE IF IT'S A DRYER OR MY NEIGHBORS ARE DOING THE ARE BANGING THEIR BRAINS OUT Futurama Fry

Haha marlene

SO U TELL ME THAT U F*CKED A GIRL? Futurama Fry

fryman

NOT SURE IF THIS IS A REAL PRESENT  OR SHE IS MAKING A JOKE OUT OF ME Futurama Fry

Army football fans

NOT SURE IF THE MAJORS ARE SERIOUS OR JUST MAKING EXCUSES FOR THE ARMY FOOTBALL TEAM Futurama Fry

SO MUCH SNOW

NOT SURE IF STILL SNOWING OR WIND JUST BLOWING AROUND SNOW Futurama Fry

When nobody texts me back.

NOT SURE IF UNPOPULAR OR MY PHONE IS BROKEN. Futurama Fry

Not sure if actually single or girlfriend is joking

NOT SURE IF ACTUALLY SINGLE OR GIRLFRIEND IS JOKING Futurama Fry