High Expectations Asian Father

Firefly Mandarin

NO! YOU CAN'T LEARN CONVERSATIONAL CHINESE  JUST BY WATCHING FIREFLY! High Expectations Asian Father

HELEN, Y U NO TAKE SHOWER?

HELEN, Y U NO TAKE SHOWER? YOU BRING SHAME TO OUR FAMILY High Expectations Asian Father

doesn't matter. esoteric. one joke for one person. stop reading this.

MAKE BILLION PHONE CALLS? WHY NOT TREE BILLION PHONE CALL? High Expectations Asian Father

Coding Joke

C++? WHY         NOT A++?        High Expectations Asian Father

Teacher HAWKWARD

THAT AWKWARD MOMENT YOU REALIZE YOUR TEACHER DOESN'T MAKE HIS OWN POWERPOINTS High Expectations Asian Father

Only No 7

#7? WHY NOT #1?  High Expectations Asian Father

Jimyyyyyyy face

JIMMY DO YOUR PRACTICE PROBLEMS! High Expectations Asian Father

Bidding on ebay

WHENEVER I BUY THINGS ON EBAY, I ALWAYS LIKE TO BID $1 MORE THAN THE OTHER GUY, JUST TO PISS HIM OFF. High Expectations Asian Father

Why can'y you be smarter

KC YOU DISHONOR THIS FAMILY YOU NO LAWYER AT AGE 3? High Expectations Asian Father

KC is short

YOU SMALL? WHY NOT GROW FAST? High Expectations Asian Father