Hipster Barista

TSR-ians of the future.

I HAD GREEN GEMS BEFORE THEY BECAME WORTHLESS. Hipster Barista

Virtual world

I GOT PEOPLE IN ON THE IDEA WAY BEFORE IT WAS MAINSTREAM. Hipster Barista

Hipster Jordan

I GET MOST OF MY OPINIONS FROM REDDIT Hipster Barista

go straight to heck

I HAD PLANS TO TERRORISE THE HUMAN POPULACE WITH GIANT KILLER LIZARDS WAY BEFORE YOU EVEN GOT MUTATED Hipster Barista

Llámame como quieras

LLÁMAME COMO QUIERAS, QUE EN EL FODO SIEMPRE SERÉ EL MISMO.   Hipster Barista

¡Esa es!

¡PARA QUÉ VEAN! ¡ASÍ NOMÁS SON LOS DE AGATITO!  Hipster Barista

usd barista

THEY RAN OUT OF PUMPKIN SPICE  ...AGAIN Hipster Barista

audio bro

DO YOU EVEN AUDIO, BRO? Hipster Barista

SUPER HIPSTER

ICH BIN DER SUPER HIPSTER, ICH WAR EIN HIPSTER, BEVOR DIE HIPSTER HIPSTER WAREN Hipster Barista

fuck you hipster thundercunt

EAT SHIT AND DRINK STARBUCK COFFE AT DRONNGLOUISE'S BRIDGE IT'S FRAPPELICIOUS Hipster Barista