Hipster Jesus

Was a fan of nine inch nails before they were cool

Was a fan of nine inch nails before they were cool  Hipster Jesus

pretends to be poor even though dad is loaded

pretends to be poor even though dad is loaded  Hipster Jesus

could've toured the whole world Only performed in small middle eastern venues

could've toured the whole world Only performed in small middle eastern venues  Hipster Jesus

i have a copy of the new testament on vinyl

i have a copy of the new testament on vinyl  Hipster Jesus

Was christian before christianity

Was christian before christianity  Hipster Jesus

I died for your sins before it was cool

I died for your sins before it was cool  Hipster Jesus

Walking on Land? too mainstream, i walk on water

Walking on Land? too mainstream,
 i walk on water  Hipster Jesus

turned water into craft beer

turned water  into craft beer  Hipster Jesus

I was born in Bethlehem You probably haven't heard of it before

I was born in Bethlehem You probably haven't heard of it before  Hipster Jesus

dying so mainstream

dying  so mainstream  Hipster Jesus