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what do you call..

WHAT DO YOU CALL A 45 CENT CONCERT 50CENT -FEAT. NICKLEBACK Lame Pun Coon

Roger rocker

HEY ROGER! GOT ANY PLANS FOR FRIDAY? Lame Pun Coon

Dead chemists

WHAT HAPPENS WHEN CHEMISTS DIE? THEY BARIUM! Lame Pun Coon

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BROKEN PENCIL JOKES ARE POINTLESS! Lame Pun Coon

Pun Coon Cholesterol

MY CHOLESTEROL IS HIGH BECAUSE I LIKE BUTTER FLIES. Lame Pun Coon

Pack it in

THE CHEF WANTED TO MAKE GLUTEN FREE NOODLES, BUT HE COULD NOT.  HE WAS AN IMPASTA. HE WAS GOING AGAINST THE GRAIN. BUT AT YEAST HE PUT SOME THOUGHT INTO IT. Lame Pun Coon

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I think it was a bad wrap

THE POLICE CAUGHT A GUY SETTING FIRE TO A CHINESE FOOD STAND HE WAS ARRESTED FOR WONTON ENDANGERMENT Lame Pun Coon

Bikini islands

I VISITED THE BIKINI ISLANDS BUT THERE WERE NO WOMEN IN BIKINI ATOLL Lame Pun Coon

I'm Running For D.A.

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