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I don't trust people who do acupuncture

I DON'T TRUST PEOPLE WHO DO ACUPUNCTURE THEY'RE ALL BACK STABBERS Lame Pun Coon

E&J is good

CHIP AND DALE  LIKED E&J Lame Pun Coon

Elevator Business

I USED TO BE IN THE ELEVATOR BUSINESS IT HAD ITS

no, i am too cool

HURT YOURSELF ON A TRAMPOLINE? DON'T WORRY, YOU'LL BOUNCE BACK Lame Pun Coon

I AM creative

HURST YOURSELF ON A TRAMPOLINE? DON'T WORRY, YOU'LL BOUNCE BACK Lame Pun Coon

Awkward Love

I'M GOING TO CALL YOU DANDELION! Lame Pun Coon

cyril ut methodius 22

WHY IS IT CALLED THE 'CYRILLIC' ALPHABET? BECAUSE THE OTHER OPTION WAS TOO METHODICAL! Lame Pun Coon

Cyril & Methodius 55

WHY WAS THE NEW ALPHABET NAMED CYRILIC? BECAUSE THE OTHER OPTION WAS TOO METHODICAL! Lame Pun Coon

Excuse to get out of work if NASCAR has a Monday night race

I'M STUCK IN TRAFFIC IT WAS JUAN MASSIVE ACCIDENT Lame Pun Coon

Coon Roll'd

COON ROLL'D Lame Pun Coon