Lazy College Senior

I don't care

YOUR BABY IS 15 MINUTES OLD IT LOOKS LIKE A FUCKING POTATO Lazy College Senior

I don't care

YOUR BABY IS AGED 15 MINUTES IT LOOKS LIKE A FUCKING POTATO Lazy College Senior

I don't care

YOUR BABY IS BORN THERE IS ABOUT 15 MINUTES  IT LOOKS LIKE A FUCKING POTATO Lazy College Senior

I don't care

YOUR BABY IS BORN THERE IS ABOUT 15 MINUTES  IT LOOKS LIKE A FUCKING POTATO Lazy College Senior

I don't care

 YOUR BABY IS BORN THERE 15 MINUTES, IT LOOKS LIKE A FUCKING POTATO Lazy College Senior

I don't care

WHEN PARENTS ASK YOU WHO HAS THEIR BABY LOOKS MOST LIKE THEM  YOUR BABY IS BORN THERE 15 MINUTES, IT LOOKS LIKE A FUCKING POTATO Lazy College Senior

When parents ask you who has their baby looks most like them

YOUR BABY IS BORN THERE 15 MINUTES, IT LOOKS LIKE A FUCKING POTATO  Lazy College Senior

I don't always drink beer, but when I do it's because the Portland water is tainted!

E COLI IN THE PORTLAND WATER SYSTEM? NO PROBLEM, JUST DRINK BEER! Lazy College Senior

dudes be like:

WHINY BITCH BREED DUDES BE LIKE: I CANT BELIEVE SHE SAID I WAS JUST A BOOTIE CALL Lazy College Senior

High School studying.

FINALLY FOUND THE NOTES IN A BLACKHOLE OF A BACKPACK  TIME FOR A BREAK Lazy College Senior