Matrix Morpheus

take your meds

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU   THAT MEDS ARE SOMETIMES THE ANSWER? Matrix Morpheus

What if I told you

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU THAT EVERY VEGAN HAS HEARD EVERY JOKE ABOUT VEGANS Matrix Morpheus

2 chains

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU.. 2 CHAINS....  RAPS LIKE BILL COSBY.... Matrix Morpheus

Morpheus losing weight

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU THAT I CAN LOOK THINNER BY WEARING A COMFY SHIRT? Matrix Morpheus

Sark Douls

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU THE HARDEST THING ABOUT DARK SOULS 2  IS WALKING AWAY FROM IT  Matrix Morpheus

r u an idiot ?

IF U LIKE I WILL KILL JUSTIN BIEBER Matrix Morpheus

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU JUST A JOKE

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU  IT'S JUST A JOKE Matrix Morpheus

wait what

 THIS IS AWESOME Matrix Morpheus

Junky Morpheous

27 DAYS TO TAKE THE RED PILL, THE BLUE PILL, OR WHATEVER PIL YOU WANT! Matrix Morpheus

free texts

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU THAT IDGAF IF DIGICEL GAVE YOU FREE CALLS..? Matrix Morpheus