Matrix Morpheus

To those who say "Christianity isn't a religion"

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU  THAT RELIGION AND LEGALISM AREN'T THE SAME THING Matrix Morpheus

my class

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU MORGAN CHITTUM IS YOUR NEW BLUE AND SILVER CHAIRMAN Matrix Morpheus

blenders vs charities

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU  THAT BLENDERS GET MORE REVIEWS THAN CHARITIES  Matrix Morpheus

Really sick of the lengthy statuses

WHAT I TOLD YOU  THAT GOING TO THE GYM A LOT DOES NOT MAGICALLY TRANSFORM YOU INTO A MOTIVATIONAL SPEAKER  Matrix Morpheus

Your screwed

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU

TD morpheous

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU THERE ARE BETTER JOBS OUT THERE IF YOU JUST LOOK. Matrix Morpheus

The revolution....

IT WILL NOT BE TELEVISED, BUT IT WILL BE ON FACEBOOK, INSTAGRAM, AND TWITTER.  Matrix Morpheus

The revolution will NOT be televised,

                          BUT.... IT WILL BE ON FACEBOOK, INSTAGRAM, AND TWITTER.  Matrix Morpheus

Nine inches of fretless bass

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU  THAT THE BASS PLAYER IN NINE INCH NAILS WAS FROM CARDIFF? Matrix Morpheus

couch theory

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU... THE COUCH WON'T FIT EVERYWHERE? Matrix Morpheus