Matrix Morpheus

insert funny title

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU  SOME OF US GIVE A SHIT ABOUT WOMEN. Matrix Morpheus

BAAAAAD BOYS

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU...... THAT YOU CAN WATCH BAD BOYS RIGHT NOW? Matrix Morpheus

Many of you seem to forget this.

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU THAT PEOPLE WHO WORK IN RETAIL ARE ALSO HUMAN. Matrix Morpheus

Morpheus talks to the Idiot Nerd Girl.

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU  THAT THE SHORT BLONDE GUY ISN'T ZELDA? Matrix Morpheus

Malcura shred Dogs Bar

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU.... THAT MALCURA ARE PLAYING THE DOGS BAR TONIGHT Matrix Morpheus

namless bitch

KAU BUAT LAWAK KITE KASI 1 BINTANG Matrix Morpheus

Thick black girls

 14-17 Matrix Morpheus

lmao woop woop

WHAT IF I TOLD U THAT RONALDO DID A ZLATAN TODAY Matrix Morpheus

Check the chicken

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU NOBODY ACCTULLY CHECKED THE CHICKEN Matrix Morpheus

What if I told you...

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU, YOU'RE WRONG BECAUSE BIAS. Matrix Morpheus