Matrix Morpheus

Time Genie \

WHAT IF I WERE TO TELL YOU TIME GENIE CAN SAVE YOU TIME Matrix Morpheus

Twitter is not a game

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU TWITTER IS NOT A GAME? Matrix Morpheus

I'm tired of the personality quizzes.

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU YOU CAN TAKE PERSONALITY QUIZZES AND NOT POST THEM? Matrix Morpheus

Attack on Matrix

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU THAT THE WALLS THAT KEEP TITANS OUT ARE MADE OF TITANS? Matrix Morpheus

To Cameron, A Smoker.

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU SMOKING DOESN'T MAKE YOU COOL Matrix Morpheus

yep that just happened

THAT BURN WAS SO GREAT I HAD TO GET MY GLASSES ON FOR THIS ONE Matrix Morpheus

Totes True

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU I'M NOT YOUR DISPATCHER Matrix Morpheus

ook gesloten cafe

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU    DAT DE LIMIET GESLOTEN IS OP 1 EN 2 MEI? Matrix Morpheus

There is a third pill

TAKE THE ORANGE PILL IT TASTES BETTER Matrix Morpheus

Uplinking Guidelines

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU  THAT ASHWIN WENT OFF WHATSAPP TO STUDY UPLINKING GUIDELINES?  Matrix Morpheus