Matrix Morpheus

Morpheus Red Wings

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU... THE RED WINGS TOOK THE BLUE PILL Matrix Morpheus

KARINA

NO ESTA HACIENDO NADA                                                                                YO LA VIGILO          Matrix Morpheus

blue balls

THAT LOOK ON YOUR FACE WHEN SHE GIVES YOU BLUE BALLS Matrix Morpheus

Relentless Jeans,problem solved.

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU.. IF YOU SQUAT A LOT, THERE ARE ACTUALLY JEANS THAT FIT YOU? Matrix Morpheus

AM I THE ONLY ONE AROUND HERE WHO HASN'T REACHED 2048 YET? Matrix Morpheus

'MURICA PROBLEMS

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU YOU ARE WHAT IS WRONG WITH AMERICA? Matrix Morpheus

hand check

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU THAT HANDCHECK   POSTS ARE GETTING REALLY ANNOYING Matrix Morpheus

Aaron's group selfie

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU THAT YOU CAN STILL TAKE A PHOTO WHILE YOUR FEET ARE ON THE GROUND! Matrix Morpheus

Aaron's group selfie

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU THAT YOU CAN STILL TAKE A PHOTO WHILE YOUR FEET ARE ON YOUR FEET Matrix Morpheus

karma DFDFDFDF

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU KARMA DOESN'T EXIST AND YOUR BUTTHURT IS ETERNAL? Matrix Morpheus