Matrix Morpheus

You're awesome

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU THAT YOU ARE FREAKIN' AWESOME Matrix Morpheus

Speaking of affirmative action....

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU THAT AFFIRMATIVE ACTION IS NOT QUOTAS? Matrix Morpheus

No Bible study

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU I DON'T HAVE BIBLE STUDY TONIGHT Matrix Morpheus

Being a girl in friendzone

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU NOT ONLY GUYS END UP IN FRIENDZONE Matrix Morpheus

WHO GETS MY GOAT

DO YOU KNOW WHO GETS MY GOAT? PEOPLE BERATING OTHER PEOPLE FOR MAKING ASSUMPTIONS WHEN THEY THEMSELVES ARE MAKING ASSUMPTIONS ABOUT THE ASSUMPTIONS ABOUT THE PEOPLE THEY HAVE ACCUSED OF MAKING ASSUMPTIONS Matrix Morpheus

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WHAT IF I TOLD YOU AZEOTROPES ARE ACTUALLY BUTTERFLY EMOTIONS Matrix Morpheus

government is overrated

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU OUR GOVERNMENT IS OVERRATED? Matrix Morpheus

Government is Overrated

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU OUR GOVERNMENT WAS OVERRATED? Matrix Morpheus

WHAT IF I TOLD Y

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU YOUR FINGERS ARE ACTUALLY AN EXTENSION OF YOUR FACE?! Matrix Morpheus

Helmet head

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU YOU HAVE MOM HAIR Matrix Morpheus