Matrix Morpheus

Home time

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU IT'S TIME TO GO HOME AND YOU HAVE 4 DAYS OFF  Matrix Morpheus

Rape rape rape

ЕХ ТАЯ СИСИ  ВСЕ В ИМОЦИИТЕ ГИ УДРЯ Matrix Morpheus

Fart matrix

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU MY FARTS ARE SMARTER THAN THIS? Matrix Morpheus

what if

CE-AI ZICE DACA TI AS SPUNE CA POTI CITI

Game fu**

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU... THE ORANGE BOX ISN'T ORANGE Matrix Morpheus

What now, punk

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU I DON'T  GIVE A SHIT BUT I GET GOOD GRADES Matrix Morpheus

En la Matrix...

FELIZ CUMPLE, BOBBYLIZER... …PASTILLA AZUL EN TU DÍA. Matrix Morpheus

What if I...

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU  YOU MAY BE ONTO SOMETHING Matrix Morpheus

TO MY STOMPING NEIGHBOR

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU STOMPING ISN'T GOING TO MAKE THE DOGS STOP BARKING Matrix Morpheus

I really don't

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU I DON'T LIKE BIRTHDAYS Matrix Morpheus