Matrix Morpheus

best player

WHAT IF I TELL YOU NG JUN HONG IS THE BEST PLAYER IN THE WORLD Matrix Morpheus

Perth Drivers

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU DOING THE SPEED LIMIT, WON'T GET YOU A FINE Matrix Morpheus

you realize ur real name is

THE MOMENT YOU REALIZE YOUR REAL NAME IS JOHN MCTITTIES Matrix Morpheus

something stoopid

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU CAMERON THAT  YOU GOT THE J'S FROM LAND MONEY Matrix Morpheus

Det Renovation Party

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU THERE IS A DET. RENOVATION PARTY THIS WEDNESDAY Matrix Morpheus

Colabo mopheo

AS INDIVIDUALS WE ARE SELFISH AS A COLLABORATIVE WE ARE NOT Matrix Morpheus

I am potato, dio cane.

E SE TI DICESSI  CHE NON ME NE FREGA UN CAZZO? Matrix Morpheus

What if I told you school and religion are in the same vein? - Matrix Morpheus

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU  SCHOOL AND RELIGION ARE IN THE SAME VEIN? Matrix Morpheus

And I'm jus like "really?"

AND I'M JUS LIKE

SMOOTH MAN 15.0

 SMOOTH MAN COORY MOORES Matrix Morpheus