Matrix Morpheus

True Story

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU... YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE A DOUCHE TO GET GIRLS Matrix Morpheus

Bible Matrix

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU THE MATRIX TRILOGY IS THE BIBLE STORY Matrix Morpheus

real talk

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU THERE AINT NO MONEY LIKE MARTINEZ MONEY Matrix Morpheus

alsjeblief g

NIE ME MEHEK KLOTEN SABEH WAAROM IK DUBBEL BETAAL VOOR SCHAAP LAN? Matrix Morpheus

DAT BRO

MITSOS... IS JUST A FAGGOT Matrix Morpheus

Those dam chickens

IM NOT AFRAID OF NO RAIN BITCHES  Matrix Morpheus

Register Info

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU THAT REGISTER MODEL NUMBERS IN THE VTIC ARE USEFUL Matrix Morpheus

Transformation

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU  GOD IS THE ONE TO BE PRAISED, NOT OUR TRANSFORMATION  Matrix Morpheus

called the Fuck out

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU I KNEW YOU'D REPLY LATE.. ..JUST TO MAKE ME SWEAT IT, AND IT DIDN'T WORK? Matrix Morpheus

Facebook games

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU........ ....I DON'T WANT TO PLAY YOUR FACEBOOK GAME? Matrix Morpheus