Matrix Morpheus

What will you choose Neo?

THE BLUE KEY, OR THE RED KEY? Matrix Morpheus

Choose the Red Pill

I DON'T ALWAYS CHOOSE THE RED PILL BUT WHEN I DO I SPIRAL OUT Matrix Morpheus

Morpheus logic

E SE TI DICESSI  CHE NONO HO UNO SHINY FLAWLESS Matrix Morpheus

Phonétique sucks

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU THAT IT IS GOING TO SUCK Matrix Morpheus

Dostoevsky knew where he was going with all his writing

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU THAT THE NSA WAS FOUNDED BY NAMELESS LITERARY CREEPS Matrix Morpheus

Surrogate Keys

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU... SURROGATE KEYS HAVE NOTHING TO DO WITH INFERTILITY? Matrix Morpheus

Lazy College Kid

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU  I MADE THIS 30 MINUTES BEFORE CLASS? Matrix Morpheus

fuk u anime

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU I FAP TO LOLIS        Matrix Morpheus

What if i told you the world is bullshit?

WHAT IF TOLD YOU THE WORLD IS BULLSIHT? CAUSE IT IS BULLSHIT. Matrix Morpheus

Love is calling

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU  THAT NCG IS PARTNERING WITH LOVEISCALLING.ORG? Matrix Morpheus