Matrix Morpheus

Matrix guy

WHAT IF TOLD YOU I'M FINE Matrix Morpheus

To the bar customer using her "Let Me Take a Selfie" voice.

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU PRETENDING TO BE ANNOYING CAN STILL BE REALLY FUCKING ANNOYING Matrix Morpheus

FTD dsadas

WHAT TOLD YOU THE DOYERS PAY MEXICO'S CARTELS FOR THEIR PROSPECTS Matrix Morpheus

doyers suck

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU   THE DOYERS SUCK. Matrix Morpheus

nao mesmo

NAO MESMO Matrix Morpheus

BeB 20

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU  THERE WAS NEVER NOT A TRANCE ROOM Matrix Morpheus

use the chat

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU THAT YOU CAN USE THE GOD DAMN FUCKING CHAT Matrix Morpheus

use the chat

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU THAT YOU CAN USE THE GOD DAMN CHAT Matrix Morpheus

Your mind is now blown

WHAT I IF TOLD YOU YOU READ THE FIRST LINE WRONG Matrix Morpheus

Fitness Logic

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU THAT YOU CAN BE FIT, AND NOT HAVE A THIGH GAP Matrix Morpheus