Matrix Morpheus

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WHAT IF I TOLD YOU YOUR HAIRDOO SUKS Matrix Morpheus

yo mom is so ugly

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU YOU HAIRDOO SUKS Matrix Morpheus

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WHAT IF I TOLD YOU GETTING A DIVORCE IS BETTER THAN DATING WHILE YOURE STILL MARRIED. TRUE STORY. Matrix Morpheus

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There, Their, They're

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU THERE, THEIR, AND THEY'RE ARE NOT INTERCHANGEABLE? Matrix Morpheus

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WHAT IF I TOLD YOU JUST BECAUSE YOU READ THE BOOKS DOESN'T GIVE YOU THE RIGHT TO SPOIL IT FOR OTHERS.  Matrix Morpheus

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WHAT IT IF I TOLD YOU  TOOL CONTROL SAVES LIVES Matrix Morpheus

It's alright to regret things - Matrix Morpheus

     IT'S ALRIGHT        TO REGRET THINGS Matrix Morpheus

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20.0 HRS OF NATURAL LABOR  TOP THAT BITCH Matrix Morpheus