Matrix Morpheus

What if I told you

 KOLO WANTS YOUR OPORD BECAUSE HE DOESN'T KNOW HOW TO WRITE HIS OWN Matrix Morpheus

cj's problem

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU THAT PEOPLE WHO ACTUALLY HATE MEMES, DON'T POST THEM ON FACEBOOK Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you today

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU THAT TODAY WAS FRIDAY?!?? Matrix Morpheus

to all bodybuilders

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU  THERE'S OTHER THINGS IN LIFE THAN GAINS? Matrix Morpheus

email office truth

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU THAT RYE CHARD HACKS MY E-MAIL WHEN I'M OOF Matrix Morpheus

Good Gains

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU  THAT YOU COULD GO TO THE GYM WITHOUT LETTING THE INTERNET KNOW ABOUT IT.  Matrix Morpheus

Min-Maxing Morpheus

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU MIN-MAXING ARE FOR PEOPLE WHO NEEDS THE HELP. CASUALS 2014 Matrix Morpheus

Larry Morpheus

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU IF YOU POST IN LARRY AND NO ONE LIKES IT RIGHT AWAY, NO ONE IS EVER GOING TO READ IT Matrix Morpheus

mlp morpheus

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU IM A BRONY AND IM STRAIGHT? Matrix Morpheus

Hurt morpheous

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU... MY HEART CAN NEVER BE FIXED Matrix Morpheus