Matrix Morpheus

ask ur mom

WHAT IF I TOLDU U  SIMON CAN GET A QUADRA KILL Matrix Morpheus

Seriously, Too Many People Believe The Counter Is Correct. It Isn't!

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU THE COUNTDOWN CLOCKS ON DOWNLOADS THAT TELL YOU HOW LONG IS LEFT ARE ACTUALLY VERY INACCURATE! Matrix Morpheus

fucking shit

SHITFACE WHAT IF I TELL YOU THAT YOU HAVE TO FUCK THIS SHIT? Matrix Morpheus

It's true though

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU HAVING SEKS BEFORE YOU'RE 15 IS WEIRD AND DISGUSTING Matrix Morpheus

Architect's Blessing

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU I DON'T HAVE TO TAKE ANY EXAMS. EVER. OVER A FIVE YEAR DEGREE. Matrix Morpheus

tha'ts a no

      WHAT IF I TOLD YOU                        NO                Matrix Morpheus

u mad

MR BENNE  U MAD Matrix Morpheus

They can do it

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU UNITED WILL WIN CHAMPIONS LEAGUE  Matrix Morpheus

Meeting with Morpheus

PILL POPPERS BE LIKE CAN I TAKE BOTH?? Matrix Morpheus

Whenever I'm being tickled, I legitimately feel like I'm going to die, but nobody believes me because I'm laughing.

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU... LAUGHTER IS NOT CONSENT Matrix Morpheus