Matrix Morpheus

Scaring student

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU I AM MARKING YOUR ECOLOGY ASSESSMENT Matrix Morpheus

Got so sick and tired of this ignorance about Scandinavian awesomeness.. Where do you think the money comes from?!

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU SWEDISH INCOME TAXES ARE 20% HIGHER THAN IN THE USA Matrix Morpheus

yay battlefield 4!!

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU THAT YOU DONT HAVE TO PLAY BATTLEFIELD 4 Matrix Morpheus

morfeo

CON LO QUE YO CREA            ES SUFICIENTE          Matrix Morpheus

There's no mention of God in Noah!!

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU  CREATOR REFERS TO GOD IN A NOAH MOVIE Matrix Morpheus

Virginia Spring

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU THIS IS SPRING IN VIRGINIA Matrix Morpheus

Red or blue pill?

SININEN VAI PUNAINEN PILLERI? ÄH. PLACEBOA, SANOIVAT PRISMASSA.. Matrix Morpheus

The Joke.

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU... IT WASN'T SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY? Matrix Morpheus

Sport Martial Arts

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU YOU DON'T HAVE TO WIN BY POINTS... Matrix Morpheus

Shitty City

MAN CITY YOU ARE NOT THE ONE... BECAUSE YOU ARE SHIT Matrix Morpheus