Matrix Morpheus

Crotch Droppings

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU... YOU CAN BE A PARENT AND NOT POST ABOUT YOUR KID EVERY FIVE MINUTES. Matrix Morpheus

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU THAT AMERICAN PEOPLE ARE NOT ONLY THE ONES BORN IN UNITED STATE Matrix Morpheus

I forget how

SO, SAOIRSE  YOU WANT TO KNOW TO MAKE A MEME, WHAT IF I SAID,

this is pancaka

WHAT IF A TOLD YOU PEOPLE THINK BÖGJÄVEL IS A SVORDOM Matrix Morpheus

I TOLD YOU TO PEEEEL

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU TO FUCKING PEEL MEEEEEEEEEEEEEH Matrix Morpheus

Explore the Matrix with your Neo

2 DAYS LEFT IN THE QTR. HAVE YOU PURCHASED YOUR NEO YET? Matrix Morpheus

Life Other Planets

WHAT IF IS INTELLIGENT LIFE ON OTHER PLANETS? I'D SAY LETS GO CUZ NONE HERE Matrix Morpheus

Racism and stuff

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU BAD THINGS DON'T ALWAYS HAPPEN BECAUSE SOMEONE IS RACIST Matrix Morpheus

fuck

PETERS FACE WHEN HE  CUMS ON HANA Matrix Morpheus

lololol jojo

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU THE AMERICAN DEFENSE PARTY IS SECRETLY WORKING WITH PAUL LAWON Matrix Morpheus