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Que te pasa?

A VOS NI CON PASTILLAS TE ARREGLAMOS! Matrix Morpheus

Men's Liberty

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU THERE IS AN ALTERNATIVE TO ADULT DIAPERS Matrix Morpheus

some others work in McDonalds

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU NOT ALL THE DROP OUT BECOME A BILLIONAIRE Matrix Morpheus

Gantt charts are the worst

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU THE GANTT CHART WAS INVENTED IN 1910 Matrix Morpheus

What ?

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU      EGYPT HAS A HIGHER RANK THAN SWEDEN Matrix Morpheus

Xerox is not photostat

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU THAT THE XEROX IS THE NAME OF THE COMPANY WHICH MAKES THE PHOTOSTAT MACHINE Matrix Morpheus

Obama and Putin

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU YOU CAN HATE OBAMA AND PUTIN SIMULTANEOUSLY Matrix Morpheus

honey this is funny

I WANT TO FUCK YOU RASMUS MERKELSEN I WANT TO FUCK YOU SO BAD! Matrix Morpheus

wewe lol

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU  YOU'RE EXACTLY LOOK LIKE ME Matrix Morpheus

True Dat

F*CK     THAT                                        B*TCH! NUFF                         SAID! Matrix Morpheus