Matrix Morpheus

Flash Changes Everything

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU YOU DON'T NEED TO A TON OF DRIVES TO GET THE IOPS YOU NEED? Matrix Morpheus

Yo Bananas.

 AND HOW DOES THAT MAKE YOU FEEL? Matrix Morpheus

Counter-Strike players will get it..

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU THAT ?   MY FAVORITE WEAPON IS SMOKE. Matrix Morpheus

You don't believe in science?

SCIENCE DOES NOT REQUIRE YOU TO.  Matrix Morpheus

Mystery solved

WHAT IF I TOLD U THERE WAS NO SHAWL ADIPO IS JUST FUCKING WITH YOUR BRAINS  Matrix Morpheus

waht if

     WHAT IF I TOLD YOU                        I WILL                    Matrix Morpheus

Oscar Pistol-rius

WHAT IF TODAY IS THE END OF THE WORLD YOU WAISTING TIME WATCHING OSCAR PISTOL-RIUS TRAIL Matrix Morpheus

WRECK THIS!

        MILEY   CYRUS     WILL LICK YOUR                                             FACE EVERY DAY UNTIL                                      YOU GET SONNY GROSSO'S CD Matrix Morpheus

FB Game requests

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU THAT INSTEAD OF COMPLAINING ABOUT FACEBOOK GAME REQUESTS, YOU COULD JUST TURN THEM OFF. Matrix Morpheus

whats up

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU THAT LAST SEMESTER THEY CALLED ME