Matrix Morpheus

I work as a waitress

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU TOMATOES ARE GREEN WHEN FIRST GROWN AND ARE ABSOLUTELY NOT BAD TO EAT Matrix Morpheus

nepaci sa mi

 NEPACI SA MI TO.....DO PIČI! Matrix Morpheus

No God

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU                                                                                                                         THERE IS NO HELL Matrix Morpheus

ass sorry

YOU BELIEVE IN THE “ARREAR STONE”  THEN NEVER PLACE YOUR SORRY ASS ON IT. Matrix Morpheus

i know everything

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU   I KNOW ABOUT THE DUTTY TINGS U SAY ABOUT ME BEHIND MY BACK  Matrix Morpheus

Chuck was here first

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU I GOT IT FROM

bas teri yahi baat

BAS TERI YAHI BAAT MUJHE CLASS JANE SE OR EXAMS SE PAHLE PADNE SE ROK LETI HAI!!!! Matrix Morpheus

happy snopes

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU SNOPES IS FUNDED BY SOCIALISTS, & CAN'T BE TRUSTED TO OFFER INDEPENDENT OPINIONS?  Matrix Morpheus

vegan protein

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU MOST VEGAN FOOD HAS ADEQUATE PROTEIN? Matrix Morpheus

QUAKECON REG

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU THAT THE QUAKECON REG SERVER DID NOT CRASH Matrix Morpheus