Matrix Morpheus

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THE LEVEL OF POTEK IS TOO DAMN HIGH Matrix Morpheus

What if I told you it was her birthday?

WHAT IF I TOLD                                                  YOU.. THAT TRISH IS TURNING 39 ON MONDAY?? Matrix Morpheus

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WHAT IF I TOLD YOU THAT NO ONE CARES ABOUT CROSSFIT? Matrix Morpheus

The Streets

THE STREETS BE LIKE GOT THAT MID? Matrix Morpheus

OMNI GOD

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU I'M OMNI GOD Matrix Morpheus

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WHAT IF I TOLD YOU THAT I DON'T KNOW THE ANSWER EITHER Matrix Morpheus

stupid dog owners.

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU YOUR DOG'S SHIT DON'T DISAPPEAR WITH THE SNOW. Matrix Morpheus

Non-Gender Binary

 WHAT IF I TOLD YOU  THERE ARE MORE THAN TWO GENDERS Matrix Morpheus

Kickball

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU  YOU DON'T NEED JOEY TO WIN A KICKBALL CHAMPIONSHIP Matrix Morpheus

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WHAT IF I TOLD YOU  MAKEUP FORUMS AREN'T ALWAYS MELODRAMATIC? Matrix Morpheus