Matrix Morpheus

The Bible

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU THE OLD TESTAMENT IS NOT CONTINUOUS WITH THE GOSPELS Matrix Morpheus

What if i told you

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU YOU CAN STILL BEAT ME SHAZI Matrix Morpheus

priane's nose ring

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU HER NOSE RING WAS THE SOURCE OF HER AWESOMENESS Matrix Morpheus

...tumblr? Oh no...

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU I DON'T HAVE A TUMBLR ACCOUNT Matrix Morpheus

Imagine if i told you

IMAGINE IF I TOLD YOU.  SEN ACTUALLY MADE SENSE Matrix Morpheus

Não existe guerra dos sexos

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Wanneer die puk nazi's genoem word

SO YOU SALUTE NAZI STYLE? HEIL NO! Matrix Morpheus

My Homework situation

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU I HAVEN'T EVEN STARTED THE HOMEWORK Matrix Morpheus

Furry meme

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU  FURRIES DEVER DIE! Matrix Morpheus

high as fuckk

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU IM PRETTY HIGH RIGHT NOW? Matrix Morpheus