Matrix Morpheus

Fuck up

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU YOU HAVE BEEN ANNOYING ME ALOT LATELY Matrix Morpheus

GOATS. IT'S ALL GOATS.

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU THAT THE UNIFYING THEME FOR THE ENTIRE FRENCH CURRICULUM WAS GOATS? Matrix Morpheus

Not awesome, not cool

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU? EVERYTHING WASN'T AWESOME..OR COOL. Matrix Morpheus

Nice Dispatchers

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU DISPATCHERS ARE NICE Matrix Morpheus

What if...

HOW WAS I SUPPOSE TO KNOW... THAT NEO WOULD BECOME AN ADDICT? Matrix Morpheus

The Lesser Of Two Evils Is the REAL wasted vote.

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU VOTING FOR A THIRD PARTY LETS THE OTHER TWO KNOW THEY DON'T HAVE YOU SUPPORT Matrix Morpheus

puffady puff puff

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU ANTI SMOKING COMMERCIALS MADE YOU SMOKE MORE. Matrix Morpheus

Mass this morning

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU I TOOK YOUR PARKING SPOT DELIBERATELY Matrix Morpheus

and what if i told you

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU     I DONT CARE     Matrix Morpheus

boggers goal

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU BOGGERS SCORED Matrix Morpheus